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Subject: Cleaning the White House. The problems in maintaing a historic building Author: Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 09:35:25 03/05/13 Tue Cleaning the White House has become quite a problem since Barack Obama became the chief executive of the United States. It’s not just that the vibrations at night, from the thunderous snoring of Michelle Obama, shakes the entire building and sends flakes of loose plaster to the floor, for the hard-pressed cleaners to get rid of in the morning; but the President himself has taken to prowling around the executive mansion at night, to mark his territory with tom-cat spray. (This is because Barack Obama is one quarter cat on his mother’s side). There are few things so difficult to clean off as tom-cat effluvium. So, what with this, plus the snoring-displaced plaster, the position of White House cleaner is far from an easy posting. You may ask why Barack Obama has feline DNA and if Michelle’s snoring really is so unbearably loud. To find out the back story, you need to read “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of political satire Christopher Antony Meade. Prepare to be taken on a very bumpy, but entertaining, ride. The answers to many more mysteries are to be found within the pages of this outrageously irreverent novella. Read about the odd origin of the Illuminati and about what really happened to the body of Adolf Hitler after his death. You may be convinced or you may just roll about laughing. Either way, this book is one everyone really ought to read. Check out the reviews for yourself and sample the hilarious first chapters FREE on AMAZON. United States. http://goo.gl/ckqfk United Kingdom (Amazon UK) http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]