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Date Posted: 07:43:36 03/06/02 Wed
Author: Jim Slaton
Subject: Joke

A woman walks into the doctors office because she is having problems with gas. She tells the doctor that her farst are silent and they dont stink. The doctor says "huh thats wierd." The woman replies "you see? i have farted twice in here already and you didnt know it did you?" The doctor looks at her funny and says he thinks he knows what to do. He gave her some pills and said take these twice a day and come see me in a week. The woman came back and said those pills dont work. The only thing that has changed is that my farts stink really bad, but they are still silent. The doctor says " well good......now that weve fixed your sinuses we'll have to work on your hearing too!!

- Jim Slaton

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