VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Sun, Apr 27 2025, 12:43:41Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]


[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 19:08:09 09/05/04 Sun
Author: Mom and Dad
Subject: HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY MATT

Happy 19th Birthday Matt. Now you're legal.....yikes.
Some words of wisdom: Never drink and fall asleep in a room full of guys with access to permanent marker.
Never drink and fall asleep in a
room full of girls with access to pink hair dye and nail polish.
Never drink till closing time at a retirement lodge...ok..that's just nasty
Always wear clean underwear
Remember the ten times rule...people always look ten times hotter at closing time...closing time is never a good time to ask for a date
Always sleep on your stomach
Never mix alcohol and yoghurt
Love Mom and Dad

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]


Replies:



Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]


Forum timezone: GMT-4
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.