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Date Posted: 21:33:51 06/02/09 Tue
Author: Antipodi
Author Host/IP: 114.78.161.223.optusnet.com.au / 114.78.161.223
Subject: To Punk to Skunk

Went to a Hillbilly Dance
Thinkin I'd try some of that Southern Fried romance
The Fiddle, The Squeezebox and the Bow
Man they were dancin the Hoe
Round and Round the hay-bales
Jumpin up and down on a set of Tux Coattails
I was havin such fun

When this beautiful Blonde she'd edged on up to me
Se smiled..er.. I boiled ..Ooo Wee

But yah know what she said

Man you're too Punk to Skunk
And with Billy you're too damn drunk
Fallin on the floor screamin out for more
Just too Punk to Skunk

I just smiled and dove right in
Lady I said come dance with me a spin
I'll show yah how to do that regal gin
So give me your hand and come right in

We danced the night away
We went outside to ..er..play
When I say along comes this MOUNTAIN MAN
He came at me with boulder fist hand (Ouch!)

That's my lady he drawled
Dazed in the grass I sprawled
Another Big Boulder swing (Yeeeowee!)..
How can I do my thing..I just want to love and dance

But That was it
I just had to quit
Cause I was Too Drunk to Skunk
Er I mean Too Punk to Drunk

Damn you know what I mean
I screamed so obscene..
Too Punk to Skunk
Blue Eyed Whiskey Girl ..Stay Away from Me

Man just let me be..Hanging where he left me
10 foot up a tree

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