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Date Posted: 04:54:58 11/07/08 Fri
Author: antipodi (Natures Warning)
Author Host/IP: CPE-121-220-45-230.vic.bigpond.net.au / 121.220.45.230
Subject: Universe News Flash from UAP

Date: Somewhere in the Near Future
Location: Planet called Earth / Sector five Solar System

Today

" Hampden and Spire" liquidators to the Universe were called in takeover a Planet called Earth...
The Human race who were in charge had declared themselves bankrupt
and the debts to "Life as we know it" company now on show were horrendous..
for many years man had been taking everything stripping the planet bare and not maintaining the debt mortgage...there was nothing left but limited assets and rotting garbage...

To wit ....Rain-forests humans cut-down raped and not replenished ..."Oxygen" inc became a rare commodity and wild animals were evicted from their native lands to extinction...very few species survived and Nature inc became unbalanced with insect pests and poisonous creatures dominating...
Humans hoarded foodstuffs and half their own people starve and died because they could not afford the exploitative prices...health problems also arose and not enough funds were made available to support all...Poverty the result of this exploitation has caused mass population growth to compensate...
Vegetation is all but exhausted due to global warming ....attempts were made to rectify this problem but due to lack of funds through buck passing and greed the Planet will soon be unlivable...

Solution.... An Interstellar Property developer has expressed an interest in purchasing the Earth for a sum of Thirty Pieces of Dregadonian Dollars and we are seriously considering the offer...due to commercial in-confidence agreements we cannot name the applicant...We can however inform you that they intend to blow the earth up to make way for a commercial space rocket parking facility made from concrete and tar...

Consideration and decision will be made in due course

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