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Date Posted: 19:12:52 05/16/04 Sun
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: user-0cal2o3.cable.mindspring.com / 24.170.139.3
Subject:

"Scooby Dooby Doobies"

A very flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say,
"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

She does this for several months, and it worked!

She grew great boobs! One morning she was running
late and as she sat on the bus remembered that she had
forgotten her morning ritual.

At this point she was so proud of her new boobs she didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said,

"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

" Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock!"

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