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Date Posted: 16:15:54 03/07/05 Mon
Author: Sage
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Subject: You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...

You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If...
By Hundred Percenter News Wires
MichNews.com
Dec 28, 2004

Before we leave 2004, HundredPercenter wants to make sure that the phrase "left wing moonbat" is properly defined. The year 2004, as far as HP is concerned, will forever be the year when the moonbats broke the Democrat establishment, and turned the DNC into a traveling circus act for all the world to laugh and jeer at. Therefore, it is imperative that we define them now, for the sake of historical reference.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Michael Moore is a great patriot.

You may be a left wing moonbat if the war on terrorism means the defeat of George Bush.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believed France would have sent troops to Iraq, if John Kerry was elected.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Hollywood stars are the "heart and soul" of America.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Islam really does mean peace.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you wear environmentally friendly garments.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe KFC is committing the holocaust of chickens.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have protested against globalization or Starbucks.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if the protest was more than 1,000 miles away from where you reside.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the NY Times is a centrist newspaper without an agenda.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you cried when Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw resigned.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you voted Dennis Kucinich for President.

You may be a left wing moonbat if a Christmas tree offends you.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe the Iraqi terrorists are the good guys.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Eminem and P. Diddy are the voices of the young generation.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you drive an electric car and own a Gulfstream jet.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have posted on DemocraticUnderground more than 1,000 times.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you take Jon Stewart seriously.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you listen to Air America for news.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Rush Limbaugh is evil.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you think taxes are too low.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to a Woodstock concert, more than once.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Howard Dean would be a great DNC Chairman.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you moved to Canada because Bush won the election.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you thought Arafat was a great leader.

You may be a left wing moonbat if your name is George Soros.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you have attended a gay marriage ceremony.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you wore a Che Guevara t-shirt to work.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you believe Al Gore invented the internet.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you question what the definition of is--is.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you lied about being a war hero, in order to get elected President during wartime.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you still believe John Kerry won the election.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you went to Israel or Iraq to be a human shield.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you consider the events at Abu Ghraib an atrocity.

You may be a supreme left wing moonbat if you believe the beheading of innocent civilians is fair game.

You may be a left wing moonbat if you were insulted by this article.

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Re: You May Be A Left Wing Moonbat If... -- Pat T (Boo-yah), 13:50:46 06/12/08 Thu