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Date Posted: 13:57:45 12/06/03 Sat
Author: Bar
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"The Truth About Reindeer"

I thought this one was priceless!

Happy Holidays!

The truth about reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning winter, usually late November to
mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until they give birth in the
Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

This officially begins your personal holiday season -

hopefully with a laugh.

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