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Date Posted: 12:22:26 02/19/04 Thu
Author: Draggie
Author Host/IP: 63-228-202-89.slkc.qwest.net / 63.228.202.89
Subject: Something for my late great friend Laf.

Today would have been Laf's B'day and so in honour of this I post the following......

My late husband told me this joke many moons ago:


The great balerina Pavlova was going to give a concert even at her advanced age. She chose the conductor Plotnikov to be her ochestra conductor. She alluded to the fact that even though she was no longer young, she could do great feats of dance and so the concert proceeded. She danced up a storm and no one noticed that she did not have any underwear on. She was old and forgetful. As the music soared to a great crecendo, she leaped and pranced and then smiling ran to the far end of the stage. She took a long running jump and soared hig into the air above the stage. She cmae down in a great long split manuver and landed. The audience allplaued and cheered and went wild. Still on the stage in the split, she bowed and gracefully thanked the audience. This went on for some time with her not getting up. The curtain went dwon finally, and Plotnikov went to see her as she sat there. Madam are you alright he asked, she looked at him and said....Rock me gentley Plotnikov, and BREAK THE SUCTION!!.


Happy B'day Laf. May gthe Gods themselves be laughing with you now.

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