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Date Posted: 20:04:42 03/30/04 Tue
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: user-12hcien.cable.mindspring.com / 69.22.73.215
Subject:

"I think we are all one of these"

I think I am one of these

Thought you would enjoy a laugh.
>
> *Are you Katlick??*
> Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't
> get anyone to play with them. They decided it was
> because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
>
> So, they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor
> was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because
> no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said
> the janitor.
>
> He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads
> in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."
> When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked,
> "What religion do you think we are?"
> The oldest one said," I don't think we are Katlick because
> they pour the water on you.
>
> We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it.
> We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
>
> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
> "Yeah! What do you think that means?"
>
> "I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."

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