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Date Posted: 20:45:18 04/30/04 Fri
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: user-0cal2o3.cable.mindspring.com / 24.170.139.3
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"The Airplane Is Going To Crash"

"The Airplane Is Going To Crash"

An airplane was going down & everybody knew they would crash in the
ocean below. The rich White lady takes off all of her clothes and puts
every diamond she has on her body!

The passengers all look at her and say what are you doing? She says
"When we are in the ocean my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the
first one they find!"

Then the Spanish woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself
with $100 dollar bills!

The passengers all look at her, and she says, "When we are in the ocean,
the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me
first!!!!!

Then a Black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!!!!!!

All the passengers look at her and ask, "What are you doing?" The black
lady says......................................

"GIRL!!!!!, you know they always look for the black box first!!!!!!!!!"

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