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Date Posted: 20:56:07 05/12/04 Wed
Author: Bar
Author Host/IP: user-0cal2o3.cable.mindspring.com / 24.170.139.3
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"Grandma, Grandmother, Granny, Nana"

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grndmother.

It says..................

"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

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