Non! Non, mon cher! In today's politically correct, environmentally friendly, antagonistic to human beings world, one should never fry any foodstuff. Hmm, I wonder how bacon and eggs are supposed to be prepared? Never mind. That's a conondrum for vegans and the politically correct over which each must agonize individually.

Barbecued wokie, roast wokie, wokie picuant, wokie é touffé or wokie gumbo are all considered healthful and gourmet ways of preparing that delicacy for human consumption. This is, of course, primarily a dish most often served in areas with large concentrations of mobile homes and primer painted vehicles with overloud mufflers, if any.

South Louisiana rednecks are a breed unto themselves, however. They go to the interstate highway and wait for a speeding vehicle to kill some unsuspecting and unsophisticated animal. In those environs, that's referred to most often as "grocery shopping" or "making groceries."