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Date Posted: 05:09:09 04/05/02 Fri
Author: ronhobbs
Author Host/IP: dialup-64.57.199.190.tpa-fl.jtel.net / 64.57.199.190
Subject: A Trial In Alabama

In Alabama Court Session Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I
was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes
creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old
Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old
Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good.
Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some
30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. . Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: Why, Your
Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney:
What happened next? Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and
said to him. . . . . . "Take me. . . . young man. . . Take me! " Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old
Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool! ! ". . . And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

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