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Date Posted: 16:38:31 05/08/02 Wed
Author: Herb
Author Host/IP: 1Cust242.tnt22.atl2.da.uu.net / 67.210.172.242
Subject: How To Negotiate

A married couple is driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband looks over at her and says, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it. I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's better in bed than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but speeds up some more.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck.

The wife speeds up to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too."

She drives faster and faster.

By now she's up to ninety mph.

"All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer the car toward a bridge overpass piling.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

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