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Date Posted: 13:45:25 03/19/02 Tue
Author: The Owner --Dale
Subject: Satan's Saturday 3-16 (Oh Hell Yeah!)

Regular Opening Match-Up
Triple H vs. The Undertaker

The Undertaker is taking off his entrance attire when HHH strikes him from
behind with a big forearm to the back of the head, followed by some more
head shots in the corner. Taker then reverses it and goes to work on The
Game with rapid, vicious body blows. Taker with an Irish Whip to the
opposing turnbuckle . . . Taker charges in . . . HHH gets a boot up! The
wobbly Taker throws a big right, which HHH ducks under and drops Deadman
Inc. to the canvas with a Neck Breaker. From there on out the match is slow
going until Taker gains control and hits Old School and then a Standing
Armbar Submission, lifting HHH into the air. Taker then drops him and kicks
him in the gut . . . he puts HHH�s head between his legs . . . and signals for
the Last Ride! Taker gets him up over his shoulders . . . WhaCK! WhaCK!
WhaCK! HHH consecutively strikes The Undertaker with brisk shots to the
face! The American Bad Ass loses balance and has no other alternative than
to fall to his back with HHH landing on to of him! HHH wraps his arms
around Taker�s legs and pins him, still siting on his chest . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . Taker
reverses it, rolling HHH over. This puts him in pinning position with his legs
over HHH�s shoulders . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . HHH rolls out . . . they both get up . . .
Taker throws HHH into the ropes, but makes a mistake in putting his head
down. HHH comes back, driving Taker�s face into his knee. HHH stuffs the
tottering Taker�s head between his legs and sets him up for the Pedigree ! ! !
BooM! He nails it! The pin . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Triple H wins!

Regular Non-Title Match
Predator vs. Maximus

Maximus is off to a great start, out maneuvering the big guy, but like many
others, his basic punches and kicks don�t really effect Predator to his
sufficient measures. One of Predator�s blows seem to be equivalent to five
of Maximus�. Predator shoves Maximus off of him and tumbling backwards to
the ground. Maximus looks in astonishment as Predator smirks at him. He
then slides out of the ring to get a chair as the referee restrains Predator.
He rares back and raise the chair over his head . . . but the referee swipes it
from him, and Predator delivers a Spinning Wheel Kick to the face! Then,
for a short period of time he locks in a Camel Clutch. Once he lets go he
lifts Maximus to his feet, but is struck by a Low-Blow. Then he follows it up
with a basic Piledriver After that, with the referees attention to Predator,
Maximus exposes one of the top turnbuckles! Maximus, then turns back
around to a Kane�s-like Uppercut by Predator who has now made it to his
knees. Then another full shot to the jaw, and one more . . . Maximus staggers
. . . and misses a clothesline . . . German Suplex . . . and another . . . and once
more! Both men struggle to their feet . . . Maximus throws a careless punch .
. . Predator catches Maximus� fist . . . a step over . . . and WhaCK! Maximus
tastes rubber from the back of the heal of Predator�s boot. He hit the
Spinning Bandal Chaggi! But what�s this . . . Keith Foxx dashes to the ring
with a sledge hammer of his own! He slides in and swings it full force
directly at Predator�s Head! Predator ducks for his life and clobbers him
with a Clothesline from Hell! But who�s this now?!? Rob Van Dam sprints to
the ring! RVD leaps fight on top of Foxx (wrapping his left arm around his
neck) and blasts him in the face with consistent right hands! The two roll
out of the ring taking turns punching each other in the face. They sure got
some unsettled business! Meanwhile, on the inside Predator hits a Flapjack
onto the exposed turnbuckle and locks in the Prowl! Maximus taps! Predator
is your winner!

Non-Title Hell in a Cell Match
Mafia Kid vs. Snake

In the early going the Mafia Kid clearly has the advantage, nailing Snake with
a Spinebuster, Mafia Kick, and a devastating Suplex in which he Suplexed
Snake�s back into the cage and bringing him back falling down face first to
the mat! Somewhere in the middle the Mafia Kid takes the badly damaged
Snake and sends him face first into the cell, busting him open, but seeing the
blood doesn�t calm Snake down. Oh, Hell No! He snaps at the sight of it, and
Gores down the Kid! Straddling on top of him, and blood dripping his face,
the Mafia Kid tries to cover his face from the uncontrollable combination of
alternating lefts and rights! He nearly pulverizes him with his pure fists!
The crow goes wild! Snake picks him up and drop him with a Pedigree! But
then there is a sudden commotion . . . What the!?! Joey �Flash� Fludd has
ripped through the apron! He seems to have a pair of brass knuckles on his
left hand! Fludd kicks Snake in the stomach and they both drive Snake�s
head into the cage! Mafia Kid then picks him up and leans him against the one
side of the cell. He could barely stand. This is sick. Fludd charges in and
aims at Snake�s head with a big boot! But he avoids the contact leaving Fludd
Hanging in an �awkward� position on the top ropes! Snake launches himself at
the Mafia Kid, taking him down with a Tumbling Cross Body! (like how Jeff
Hardy sometimes does it) He turns around and is knocked down by Fludd, and
then the two La Famiglia members dissect him . . . Mafia puts on the Brass
Knucks, and Fludd holds Snake . . . Mafia swings . . . WhaM! Snake ducks just
enough to pull Fludd with him, causing Mafia to knock out his own team
member! Fludd, who still maintains a slight grip on Snake . . . Ouff! Awww!
Snake hits in a huge Low Blow on Fludd with the back of his leg! The Mafia
just realizes what has happened when he is introduced to a kick to the
abdomens and a set up . . . BaBooM! The ring shakes in response to a
devastating Pedigree! The pin . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Another one in the bag.
Snake gets the win!

(The whole in the ring is firmly fixed after the match by the specialized ring
makers and architects, and such.)

No DQ Tag Team Match
Sabu & Flame vs. HBK & Nash

The match starts off with the two giants facing off.
Nash takes control of the match with a set of Haymakers to the face of the
big man, Flame. Drowsy from the attack, Nash sends him into the ropes and
dives to the floor letting Flame spring past him and bolt back to the other
side of the ring. Big Sexy grabs Flame by the waist and gives him a
devastating Sidewalk Slam and comes to his feet, tagging in HBK who circles
the downed Flame and runs to the ropes, jumping for a Senton Splash. Flame
rolls out of the way avoiding the attack and sweeps the legs out from HBK.
Flame then takes control of the match with a series of Clotheslines followed
by a gigantic Back Body Drop over the top rope. Taking advantage of the
opportunity, Sabu leaves his corner and grabs a chair from the announce
table . . . SmaCK! He takes the steel and slams it into the flesh of the
Heartbreak Kid. Sabu then Irish whips HBK into the announce table knocking
the top off. Meanwhile, in the ring Flame and Nash, the two big men of the
uXw, exchange open slaps to the chest as Flame finally knocks the big Kev
back, and climbs to the middle rope and connects with a Flying Clothesline
taking Nash off of his feet. Outside the ring Sabu sets HBK on top of the
table and climbs back into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and throws his
hands in the air as the crowd rises to its feet! Taking no desire to protect
his own life he jumps from the death defying distance give an Asai Moonsault
to the now severely injured HBK! While Sabu and HBK are feeling the pain
from the acrobatic maneuver, Flame continues his control of the match on
the inside, setting Nash into the Tree of Woe, kick after kick the blood
begins to trickle down the face of Big Sexy. Once again, back on the outside
HBK and Sabu both begin to get to their feet. Almost oblivious to each
other they both make their way back into the ring, and once inside Sabu�s
body gives out as he falls to the mat out of breath. The nWo takes full
advantage of this double teaming Flame . . . a double Irish whip followed by a
Drop Kick by HBK, and a Big Boot by Nash knock back Flame. He stumbles
but remains standing. As flame bounces back into the ropes HBK gets a
sudden sense of adrenaline and hits Sweet Chin Music on Flame, once again
knocking him into the ropes and springing back into the arms of Big Sexy!
Nash kicks the abdomen of flame and sets him up for the Jackknife
Powerbomb . . . SmaCK! Sabu rises to his feet and Superkicks HBK in the
face and makes his way to Nash . . . Nash then turns around kicks Sabu in the
chest and gives the Jackknife Powerbomb to Flame, literally destroying the
big man. Continuing with the carnage, HBK runs to the turnbuckle and jumps
onto the arms of Nash you Gorilla Presses him and drops him on Sabu for the
pin 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! Nash and HBK are then celebrating in the ring when the
�Macho Man� Randy Savage storms to the ring and takes out both the nWo
members single handily! Then it is 3-on-2 when Sabu and Flame collect
themselves and decimate what is left of the nWo! After the destruction the
Macho Man rips off a black �Crazier than Madness� T-shirt and another
black T-shirt is being worn under it! It reads xWo in bold red and white
lettering! Good god, the Macho Man has joined the xWo!

Casket Match
Antonio "Rocky" Montagna vs. Punisher

Being his two buddies, The Mafia Kid and Joey �Flash� Fludd were already
involved in a match tonight, Montagna squares off against Punisher alone.
(Foxx and Hornet are not in sight) It also looks like Punisher is gonna walk
into this one alone as well, seeing the none of his stable, Hell�s Immortal
Hitmen are with him either. Punisher dives into the corner missing Montagna
multiple times before Montagna goes for Punisher�s kidney, grabbing it like a
viscous cobra who hasn�t eaten its last two meals. A few left elbows and he
still clutches the grasp, until he picks him up on the side of him barely using
both arms and comes crashing down to his side, falling down with him. The
impact of Punisher�s body crunching nearly leaves an indent in the arena
floor! He then quickly tried to roll Montagna into the casket for an easy
victory, but spreads his arms and legs like a cat with the hydrophobia and
clings onto the parameter of the casket when for his first time ever here in
the uXw, Mr. Canoli gets involved and cracks a keno stick over Punisher�s
head which barely even phases the seven footer, but is just enough to allow
Montagna to stand up in the coffin. Punisher swings at Canoli and scares him
just about to the other side of the ring. Montagna gets one foot out of the
dead box when Punisher grabs a handful of his hair and �helps� him out,
sending him tumbling to the black protective padding. Punisher dominates
the little fellow, easily Gorilla Pressing him way up in the air, and dropping
him on the guardrail! Then Punisher Presses him again, but this time dumping
him through the top-middle ropes. Incredibly, when Punisher gets up on the
ring apron he is meet with a high Flippin Dropkick by Montagana from out of
nowhere! Punisher falls back off the apron and comes crashing down on the
casket lid! (it doesn�t break) Then Montagna runs and bounces off the far
ropes, and comes flying back through the thin altitude air with an unbelivable
Sideways Corkscrew Twist! The power of the contact sends Punisher into a
full backflip, and immediately landing face down on his stomach, out cold!
Then He struggles to lift Punisher up and into the casket, but he is too
heavy, even with Canoli�s help. In the mist of this, Punisher battles back,
wildly throwing elbows and punches knocking both men off him! Then
SnatCH! He grabs Montagna by the Neck! Chokeslam from Hell strait into
the casket! He slams the lid shut! Punisher wins the uXw�s first ever Casket
Match! . . . but what�s this? Punisher lifts up the ring apron and grabs a huge
Pad Lock! He locks the Casket shut and goes back under the ring once more
to pull out a two gallon jug of gasoline, and a book of matches! He drenches
the Casket in gas and sets it aflame! He walks out as the lights slowly dulls
and the flame subdues, when a bright green glow spits out from the petite
casket openings and gleams into the crowd! The audience looks in awe. Once
the light dies out, Canoli gets a sledge hammer form under the ring and
�shoo�s� the useless referees away. He smashes the lock right off with one
big swing and opens it . . . to reveal that no one is inside! Where did Antonio
�Rocky� Montagna go?!?

Main Event
6-Man Tag I Quit Elimination Match
Predator, Rob Van Dam, and a Mystery Opponent! vs. Punisher, Maximus, &
Scorpion

The match kicks off as RVD and Scorpion face each other, the crowd goes
wild as RVD circles the squared circle and then looks at them as they erupt
chanting his name, the match finally gets under way as the hitmen take
control as Scorpion and RVD wrap up, Scorpion turns it into an arm wrench as
RVD wrenches in pain, he then is thrown to the ropes from an irish whip,
Scorpion lowers his head for a back body drop but RVD realizes this and
spins off his back behind Scorpion, a release german suplex knocking the
hitmen down, Mr. Monday Night then runs to the ropes and sets up for the
rollin thunder, he runs to the ropes and rolls as Scorpion rolls out of the ring
holding his back still feeling the german suplex, Scorpion turns around only
to see the breaker of bodies and souls standing right in front of him,
Predator picks up scorpion and scoop slams him onto the guardrail as RVD
stands in the ring, he then lunges his body over the top rope and hits the
spinning dropkick onto snake who is left paralyzed after Punisher�s attack,
while RVD and Scorpion are recovering from the attack a brawl erupts in the
ring when Punisher steps through the ropes and taunts the Predator, Snake
jumps over the ropes and gives a drop kick to Punisher while Maximus still
feeling the effects from his match with Predator clotheslines Snake from
the back and turns into a big boot from the Predator, meanwhile on the
outside RVD and Scorpion begin to get up from the attack when SmaCK!
Ermac comes out of nowhere and delivers a chair shot to the head of RVD as
Night Man grabs a referee and brings him to RVD as Scorpion locks in a
triangle hold on RVD . . . reluctantly RVD taps out to the pressure, this makes
the match 2 on 3 in favor of the hitmen, Scorpion now makes his way back to
the ring where Snake is defending a fallen Predator from both Punisher and
Maximus, like a mad man, clothesline after clothesline, Snake somehow
manages to clear the ring of the Hitmen allowing Predator to make his way
back to his feet, Snake and Predator stand tall as the Hitmen discuss a way
to get back into the ring, Maximus attempts first but gets a double
clothesline from the two, after struggling the referee makes Snake go to his
corner allowing the three to enter the ring, Predator takes full advantage of
Maximus beating him down with a Chokeslam and then giving him a spinning
Bandal Chaggi, SMACK, Predator locks in the Prowl making Maximus tap out
evening the odds, Predator tags in Snake who faces Punisher one on one in
the ring, Punisher takes advantage with a series of lefts and Irish whips
Snake into the corner, he sets him up for a Superplex but the teamwork of
Predator and Snake seems to be back as Predator holds onto Punisher while
Snake knocks him off the turnbuckle, Snake sees the downed opponent a
decides to go for the 5 star splash, he hits the maneuver and locks in a STF
as Punisher struggles for the ropes but taps out, Night-Man and Ermac
double team Predator as Ermac delivers a sledge shot to his back and rolls
him into the ring to face Scorpion, still wounded from his attack earlier on
RVD, taking no time Scorpion locks in the sharpshooter adding pressure to
the already destroyed back of the Predator who is unconscious from the
pain, the referee has no choice but to disqualify Predator because of this
and it comes to one on one. Snake versus Scorpion to decide the match, the
two lock up when the entire eliminated group comes back into the ring for
the Hitmen, and 5 on 1 literally destroy Snake with ever maneuver from
Chokeslam from Hell to the Inferno Slam. Scorpion then locks in the
Sharpshooter again when "nEE 4 X-trEE" hits the PA and Bolt, Predator,
RVD, and Lita storm the squared circle, Bolt gives Scorpion the Heat Flash,
Predator hits Punisher in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, RVD
throws a chair to Ermac . . . WaCK! Van Daminator! Lita hits the Twist of
Fate on Maximus, and Snake gets up from the tremendous pain as Predator
holds Night Man . . . Pedigree! . . . Snake hits the pedigree and then Predator
locks in the Prowl on Punisher and tells him �You�re not even in my my fucking
league!� while dishing out the pain. As the ref signals for the stop of the
match, and then the Hardcore Hell Raiserz toss Hell�s Immortal Hitmen out
of the ring, and line up from left to right . . . Bolt, Predator, Rob Van Dam,
Snake, and Lita . . . interlocked arms and raise them above their heads in a
reunited state once again as one.

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