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Date Posted: 09:49:37 09/14/04 Tue
Author: Ed Cummins
Subject: Mississippi jokes

My daughater sent me a bunch of MS jokes. Not too flattering, but funny anyway.

> The owner of a golf course in MS was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office & said, "You graduated from the University of MS & I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

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> The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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> You gotta love those woman from MS.

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> A group of MS friends went deer hunting & paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8-point buck.

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> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

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> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

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> "You left Henry lying out there & carried the deer back?" they inquired.

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> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!

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> Regarding the year 2004, a senior at MS State University was overheard saying "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in MS." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.

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> The young Mississippian came running into the store & said to his buddy, "Elmer, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

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> Elmer replied, "Did you see who it was?"

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> The young Mississippian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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> NEWS FLASH! - Tunica, MS----- MS's worst air disaster occurred when a small 2-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by 2 local MS college students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Tunica.

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> Tunica search & rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far & expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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> The pilot & copilot survived & are helping in the recovery efforts.

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> A MS State trooper pulled over a pickup on highway 61. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

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> The driver replied, "Bout whut?

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