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Date Posted: 14:21:44 07/14/00 Fri
Author: Drago Krpina
Subject: Re: Imam pitanje...
In reply to: Dr.Franjo Tuđman 's message, "Re: Imam pitanje..." on 13:41:14 07/14/00 Fri

Draga redakcijo Modre Laste do jaja:

Ja sam prob'o startat UT na slijedeć' nač'n:

Uz'o sam kompjutor po ruku.
Iznio ga vanka na kament terasu da se malo zagrije pošto je vani, jeb' ga, preko 37 oC.
Kad se kompjutor zagrijo, obložio sam ga kamenim pločama da se, jeb' ga, ne oladi prebrzo. Potom sam otvorio proz're i to svih 98 kojih imam na kući - jeb' ga al' je smrdilo u kući k'o da je crk'o neko u njoj.
E onda sam uz'o kurblu od spačeka i nagur'o ju u flopi. Malo je nešto krckalo, al' jeb'ga ne ide ni kurac u pičku svaki put lako.
E onda sam čuo kod jednog vudu mađ'oničara da se ta kurbla treba vrtit 23 puta kontra od kazaljke na satu. To me malo sjebalo jer nemam kazaljke hehe ipak sam ja Krpina i imam novi digitalni Kasio (e jarani moji kasio mi se nikad nije ugasio).

Kad sam skužio na koju se stranu vrti kurbla vrtio sam jedno 20 puta i onda sam iš'o malo leć' jer sam se umorio. Nakon jedno 2 sata hrkanja odvrtio sam jo 3 puta i svejedno nisam upalio UT. Dragi Lastane kako da to upalim (pičku materinu i kurbla potrg'o sam flopi na kraju jebo ti flopi i on tebe)

Krpina

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