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Date Posted: 17:48:35 07/06/00 Thu
Author: SiFiLiS
Subject: Re: 1. JAJANSKI SUSRETI 2000
In reply to: Alien 's message, "1. JAJANSKI SUSRETI 2000" on 17:08:25 07/06/00 Thu

Da nadodam kolegu...
Ministarstvo spolnih bolesti i hemeroida, tocnije sektora za
iskašljavanje kurca i upale testisa, dalo je specijalnu direktivu br.890/255-843AD4 po kojoj se poduzima sljedeća akcija čišćenja pivnice:
1. Dvojica iz Alpha desetine čuvaju ulaz i istodobno sprječavaju svaki pokušaj bijega iz pivnice
2. Kapetan Miki i još dvojica iz Beta desetine upadaju na terasu pred ulaz u salu pri čemi Miki ispucava Redeemer
u unutrašnjost sale
3. Gama desetina upada u salu i Rocketom piči svima sve po spisku
4. Delta se pridružuje Alpha desetini te one zajedno krecu prema ulazu u salu, a istovremeno se Game translociraju kat više
5. Alphe i Delte upadaju u salu i vade Flakove te kratkim Flaksanjem dokrajče sve one muške koji su preživjeli napad,
ali ranjene žene ne diraju
6. u salu, štićen Betama, upada kapetan Miki i uništava sve one ružne žene koje su preživjele, a istovremeno Bete sve ljepotice
7. nakraju kapetan Miki vadi 'SPRAVU' i iskorištava sva mrtva tijela bez glave tako što ih pokara dok su tijel još topla i dok živci još rade
8. sakuplanje svih desetina na parkingu i odlazak u Mercatone

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