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[ Suddenly glass smashes as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out with a typical Stone Cold Steve Austin walk ] {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ Steve Austin rolls in the ring and grabs a red box with quite alot of small things in it. He opens the box and finds ..... 10 whole full beers!. Austin picks up 1 beer and smashes it all over the ring. He bends down for the microphone found in the beer can box and begins to speak ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Now .... What!!!! .... That was 1 hell of a can 'o whoopass!! Do you people wanna see some more cans of whoopass opened in this XHW Federation! What!! What! I said do you want to people want to see some more cans of whoopass opened in this son of a b**** ring!! What!?! Give me a hell yeah if you want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin open several cans of beer all over this ring!!! Hell Yeah! What?! Hell Yeah!! Did i hear a Hell yeah come from this direction!! What! What! Hell Yeah!? Did i hear a Hell yeah from thsi direction?! What!?! What!?! This Direction!? Hell Yeah! And this direction!! Hell Yeah! OK lets open some cans of beer!! What!?! You know Stone Cold Steve Austin is a drug addict. .::{Jim Ross}::. - What!?! No?! Austin can't be a drug addict!? [ Austin grabs a beer and throws in it the corner! He then calms down and becomes real emotional ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - I'm sorry! Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't taken Heroine! Or tabbaco! Or Hash or whatever people call it these days! Stone Cold Steve Austin is very upset about this! Stone Cold is taken and wanting alot of this drug!! I'm Sorry! Vince ... you can come out .... fire me .... suspend me .... or whatever you want to do with my ass! But it just happens to be that the drug of Stone Cold Steve Austins chosen is the World Wrestling Federation Title!!!!!!!!!! {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Suddenly glass smashes as Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out with a typical Stone Cold Steve Austin walk ]
{Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What!
[ Steve Austin rolls in the ring and grabs a red box with quite alot of small things in it. He opens the box and finds ..... 10 whole full beers!. Austin picks up 1 beer and smashes it all over the ring. He bends down for the microphone found in the beer can box and begins to speak ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Now .... What!!!! .... That was 1 hell of a can 'o whoopass!! Do you people wanna see some more cans of whoopass opened in this XHW Federation! What!! What! I said do you want to people want to see some more cans of whoopass opened in this son of a b**** ring!! What!?! Give me a hell yeah if you want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin open several cans of beer all over this ring!!! Hell Yeah! What?! Hell Yeah!! Did i hear a Hell yeah come from this direction!! What! What! Hell Yeah!? Did i hear a Hell yeah from thsi direction?! What!?! What!?! This Direction!? Hell Yeah! And this direction!! Hell Yeah! OK lets open some cans of beer!! What!?! You know Stone Cold Steve Austin is a drug addict. .::{Jim Ross}::. - What!?! No?! Austin can't be a drug addict!? [ Austin grabs a beer and throws in it the corner! He then calms down and becomes real emotional ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - I'm sorry! Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't taken Heroine! Or tabbaco! Or Hash or whatever people call it these days! Stone Cold Steve Austin is very upset about this! Stone Cold is taken and wanting alot of this drug!! I'm Sorry! Vince ... you can come out .... fire me .... suspend me .... or whatever you want to do with my ass! But it just happens to be that the drug of Stone Cold Steve Austins chosen is the World Wrestling Federation Title!!!!!!!!!! {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
.::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Now .... What!!!! .... That was 1 hell of a can 'o whoopass!! Do you people wanna see some more cans of whoopass opened in this XHW Federation! What!! What! I said do you want to people want to see some more cans of whoopass opened in this son of a b**** ring!! What!?! Give me a hell yeah if you want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin open several cans of beer all over this ring!!! Hell Yeah! What?! Hell Yeah!! Did i hear a Hell yeah come from this direction!! What! What! Hell Yeah!? Did i hear a Hell yeah from thsi direction?! What!?! What!?! This Direction!? Hell Yeah! And this direction!! Hell Yeah! OK lets open some cans of beer!! What!?! You know Stone Cold Steve Austin is a drug addict. .::{Jim Ross}::. - What!?! No?! Austin can't be a drug addict!? [ Austin grabs a beer and throws in it the corner! He then calms down and becomes real emotional ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - I'm sorry! Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't taken Heroine! Or tabbaco! Or Hash or whatever people call it these days! Stone Cold Steve Austin is very upset about this! Stone Cold is taken and wanting alot of this drug!! I'm Sorry! Vince ... you can come out .... fire me .... suspend me .... or whatever you want to do with my ass! But it just happens to be that the drug of Stone Cold Steve Austins chosen is the World Wrestling Federation Title!!!!!!!!!! {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
.::{Jim Ross}::. - What!?! No?! Austin can't be a drug addict!? [ Austin grabs a beer and throws in it the corner! He then calms down and becomes real emotional ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - I'm sorry! Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't taken Heroine! Or tabbaco! Or Hash or whatever people call it these days! Stone Cold Steve Austin is very upset about this! Stone Cold is taken and wanting alot of this drug!! I'm Sorry! Vince ... you can come out .... fire me .... suspend me .... or whatever you want to do with my ass! But it just happens to be that the drug of Stone Cold Steve Austins chosen is the World Wrestling Federation Title!!!!!!!!!! {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Austin grabs a beer and throws in it the corner! He then calms down and becomes real emotional ]
.::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - I'm sorry! Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't taken Heroine! Or tabbaco! Or Hash or whatever people call it these days! Stone Cold Steve Austin is very upset about this! Stone Cold is taken and wanting alot of this drug!! I'm Sorry! Vince ... you can come out .... fire me .... suspend me .... or whatever you want to do with my ass! But it just happens to be that the drug of Stone Cold Steve Austins chosen is the World Wrestling Federation Title!!!!!!!!!! {Crowd} - What! What! What! What! What! [ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ] .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ The People go absoutly mental and go on there feet with laughter ]
.::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - Yeah thats right!?! Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title so Stone Cold Steve Austin will get the XHW World Wrestling Title! What!? What i said was that if Stone Cold Steve Austin wants the XHW World Title he will get the XHW World Title and there is no son of a gun in the back there that could take that from Stone Cold!! What!?! Is there anybody! What! That thinks they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!! What!?! Is there anybody that can pin the texas rattlesnake! What!?! 1.... What!?! 2...... What?!! .....3!!!! What?! Can anybody stand the Stone Cold Stunner!! What!?! Well let me tell you a little bit about Stone Cold and his history with the WWF and alot more feds!!! What?!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably the greatest superstar in the history of the World Wrestling Federation. A six-time Federation Champion, the Texas Rattlesnake has highlighted three WrestleMania events, won the Royal Rumble match three times, and has had memorable matches against the greatest superstars in the game.Austin's era of greatness began at the 1996 King of the Ring. After winning the tournament, Austin coined the phrase, "Austin 3:16," which means that "I just whipped your ass!" He would go on to win his first Federation Championship at WrestleMania XIV in 1998 with some help from boxer Mike Tyson, and would then segue into the infamous "Austin vs. McMahon" feud, which propeled sports-entertainment into the stratosphere. After returning from a career-threatening neck injury in 2000, the Rattlesnake quickly climbed back to the top of the Federation, culminating in his Federation Championship win over The Rock at WrestleMania X-Seven, in front of 67,925 of his fellow Texans at the Reliant Astrodome! He's a trash-talking, beer-swilling, finger-gesturing, ass-kicking son of a b###h, and millions of World Wrestling Federation fans wouldn't have it any other way! What!?! Do you want to know more about Stone Cold in his history!!!??!?!! What!?!! Well.... No ... Cause i think i have told you enough! What?! You know when i was backstage awaiting the opening of the XHW!?! What?!! I made a little video tape!!? Of my Wrestling Career!!!?! Wanna see it!?! What?!! Well your gonna see it!?! What?! Roll the footage!!?! .................................................!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! .::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
.::{Stone Cold Steve Austin}::. - What the hell happened ... the cheap peice of shit!!! That was jsut gettin good! What?! What?!! Thats a peice of shit!?! Dammit!?! I'll make another one for you guys some time!?! What?!! To see what the real Stone Cold Steve Austin will do in the XHW!!! What?!! And that's the bottom line ... cause Stone Cold Said so!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Austins music hits behind him ] PS - Sorry for the shortness!!! I was in a rush!?! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
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