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Date Posted: 10:56:50 03/18/02 Mon
Author: Clint
Subject: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas

I thought I had signed this earlier but obviously missed something. But no one ever mistook me for a computer geek. BJ, I totally agree that Andrew Eldritch needs to stop looking for progressively cooler mirror shades and should get the lead out. Now you should do a rant about jumping into the 80's commando style and rescuing a few old friends. I'm addicted to love, I'm hip because I'm square, and without lamps, THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT.

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[> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Leah, 11:09:39 03/18/02 Mon

Speaking of 80s, I have had this stuck in my head all week:

...recompense
for all my crimes of self defense
cues you whisper make no sense
drift gently into mental illness

Name that tune!

Where's my letter already, Clint? Go mail it!

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[> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Boojo, 12:26:27 03/18/02 Mon

>I thought I had signed this earlier but obviously
>missed something. But no one ever mistook me for a
>computer geek.

Well, that's been fixed. I always liked being able to preview my messages before I post 'em, but seeing as how all my friends are a buncha no-computerin' weenies... ;-)

> BJ, I totally agree that Andrew Eldritch needs to stop >looking for progressively cooler mirror shades and should >get the lead out.

He hasn't even been showing off those shades much.

>Now you should do a rant about jumping into the 80's
>commando style

You mean like Ahnold, or sans underpants?

>and rescuing a few old friends. I'm
>addicted to love, I'm hip because I'm square, and
>without lamps, THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT.

Um, okay. Robert Palmer, Huey Lewis, and... what? Descartes? Burroughs? Genesis?

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[> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Clint, 14:37:11 03/18/02 Mon

John Bender! Breakfast Club! Come on!

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[> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- BJ, 09:10:09 03/19/02 Tue

>John Bender! Breakfast Club! Come on!

Leah tried that whole "stare at you, incredulous" thing too. I just don't remember that line.
In other news, could you name me one thing (besides you) that is Nordic about central Texas?

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[> [> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Leah, 09:17:32 03/19/02 Tue

Don't worry Clint--I'm going to find my copy of Breakfast Club and make him feel real stupid.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Clint, 12:40:59 03/25/02 Mon

Alright BJ, close your eyes (but read this first) and imagine...

Brian is talking about how he couldn't make his lamp in shop class and failed, and had the flare gun at school because he couldn't handle having that grade. John Bender and Brian argue. Note:

Bender: "You must be a fucking idiot."
Brian: "What, I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
"No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
"Well, what do you know about trigonometry?"
"I don't give a fuck about trigonometry."
"Did you know without trigonometry there'd be no engineering?"
"With lamps, THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT."

Come on, man!

Dimmu Borgir just played here 2 weeks ago. That was Nordic. And Dark Funeral next month, also Nordic. And yes, of course, me, sword swinging black metal demon, albeit short-haired these days.

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[> [> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Clint, 12:42:07 03/25/02 Mon

Alright BJ, close your eyes (but read this first) and imagine...

Brian is talking about how he couldn't make his lamp in shop class and failed, and had the flare gun at school because he couldn't handle having that grade. John Bender and Brian argue. Note:

Bender: "You must be a fucking idiot."
Brian: "What, I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?"
"No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
"Well, what do you know about trigonometry?"
"I don't give a fuck about trigonometry."
"Did you know without trigonometry there'd be no engineering?"
"Without lamps, THERE WOULD BE NO LIGHT."

Come on, man!

Dimmu Borgir just played here 2 weeks ago. That was Nordic. And Dark Funeral next month, also Nordic. And yes, of course, me, sword swinging black metal demon, albeit short-haired these days.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- BJ, 06:16:04 03/26/02 Tue

>Alright BJ, close your eyes (but read this first) and
>imagine...
>Come on, man!

Okay, it's coming back to me now. You have to keep in mind that I haven't seen that movie since Emilio Estevez had a career.

>Dimmu Borgir just played here 2 weeks ago. That was
>Nordic. And Dark Funeral next month, also Nordic.

Ah, but they merely passed through. Hardly enough to convert the region.

>And yes, of course, me, sword swinging black metal
>demon, albeit short-haired these days.

That's a little more like it. Soon, your taint shall infest the very earth you tread, and the gods themselves shall tremble in your passing.

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[> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Leah, 17:14:20 03/18/02 Mon

Okay, I got another one:

Why do you look like your in pain?
Why have your hands become house-trained?
...
I remember the way you used to use your eyes
I remember you eyes, and your thighs, and the jet-black tights you wore underneath your long blue shirt you bought second hand to keep you dry on rainy nights.

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[> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Clint, 12:34:42 03/25/02 Mon

I didn't know you listened to Bolshoi. That would be Lindy's party from the album of the same name, released in 1987 on Beggar's Banquet/RCA reocrds. Yes! Yes! I am still Matt Pinfield!

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[> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- Clint, 12:46:44 03/25/02 Mon

Alright, here's one.

"You cannot go against nature
because when you do
go against nature
that's a part of nature too.

Our little lives get complicated
it's a simple thing,
simple as a flower
and that's a complicated thing."

Think of Valentine's Day on the moon

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[> [> [> Re: Massive Hails and Mighty Salutations From Nordic Central Texas -- BJ, 06:18:12 03/26/02 Tue

Well, either you're Matt Pinfield, or you're abusing the power of your Internet connection ;-)

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