Some funny A55 MJ jokes............. -- Michael Online

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Date Posted: 03:32:28 05/03/04 Mon
Author: G.I.Joe from MetroSpy.com
Author Host/IP: cache-dtc-ac19.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.116.148
Subject: Some funny A55 MJ jokes.............

Q: What does Michael have in common with MacDonalds?
A: They both put their meat between 12-year-old buns.

Q: What is the difference between Michael and a shopping bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to kids , the other is used to carry groceries

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!

Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q. Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A; He was up to two packs a day.

Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A: A jockey LEGALLY mounts three year olds.

Q; Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson dead on the road, and a skunk dead on the road?
A: there skid marks around the skunk were somebody tryd to avoid hitting it!

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Re: Some funny A55 MJ jokes............. -- Justina, 05:29:03 12/28/04 Tue