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Date Posted: 20:39:17 09/29/01 Sat
Author: Jothi
Author Host/IP: dialup147.ggw.as12390.net / 212.50.180.147
Subject: My father

SOMEONE!! Please help me find my father. He's a big scary freak who has a Worf from star trek style attitude.
Also here is my life story:

�Get out mother fuckers!� D swung his sword at the barman as he walked into his hotel room,
�Oooh, sorry about that� the barman muttered �just don�t hack me into an oblivion�
�I�ll throw you into the pit of no return, if you make me jump like that again, PUNK!�
�What are you on about, the pit of no return, R U an idiot?�
�That is it!!!!!!!!!!!� the music struck up and D decapitated the fat ugly bodgy bodgeman.

Three sorteens later i fell down a pig anus! What am I on about. Sorry.
3oo years later i fell down a pig anus..... shit ,not again.
Right this time I'll get it right...........Three years later D was sitting in his apartment listening to mettalica, stereophonics,The Manics ,Will Smith , The Offsring, Iron Maiden, Korn, Sepultura, Sash, Steps, Foo fighters, Red hot chilli monkeys(Peppers), Greenday, James, Nirvana, Blur Oasis and !@�W$%$%^........ Sorry we lost him...........simultaneously.
Two hours later when D�s ears had stopped bleeding he went out to slay some vampires.
He took his grenade launcher, AK47, 9mm Berreta pistol, Stake launcher, flame pistol and infinite ammo.
Three minutes later D arrived at his destination : 10 Downing Street. He climbed of his biker and pulled out his silenced pp7 and pumped 3 pieces of hot metal into each of the pigs (policemen) cavities.
�Ra Ha Haaaaaaa!� said D �Abu achu en peut asoma shoma shoma shoma confil balila vontila contruvila pig anilla, kronernbourg 1664 abu achu en peut asoma� He said as he danced around a womans ear whisprering into it. D went to the front door of the target house
1010101010100001010110101011011000011010110011110100001010001001010101010101010111101010101010101010111101010101001010000100101010101010010101010101010101010101 binary. He kicked the door in, pulled out his m16 and blew away everyone that lived there. D left the house confident that his mission was complete but then he heard the sound of petrol and the smell of a lawnmower. D spinned rownd and saW a demonic Blair varnishing a lawn mower.
�HA Ha Ha, Abu achu!� Rapped D as he threw a cricket bat into Tony�s groin making a loud and creaking crunch. Blair dropped the lawnmower killing every thing in London, but D!
How convenient ,
�Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!� shouted D as he saw a woman with a man wispering French rap into her ear, which went a bit like this;
�Abu en peut achu cagu adu anu, bili convila nili condila atila madila drontilla,abosh abosa apu adu adu, atil confila abosh aslosh abilibilibosh dosh mosh slosh condosh pontifckt siml, monkey that is mad, god ila montila vondila patila abilibilibila confila bod Abu en peut achu cagu adu anu, bili convila nili condila atila madila drontilla,abosh abosa apu adu adu, atil confila abosh aslosh abilibilibosh dosh mosh slosh condosh pontifckt siml, monkey that is mad, god ila montila vondila patila abilibilibila confila bod Abu en peut achu cagu adu anu, bili convila nili condila atila madila drontilla,abosh abosa apu adu adu, atil confila abosh aslosh abilibilibosh dosh mosh slosh condosh pontifckt siml, monkey that is mad, god ila montila vondila patila abilibilibila confila bod Abu en peut achu cagu adu anu, bili convila nili condila atila madila drontilla,abosh abosa apu adu adu, atil confila abosh aslosh abilibilibosh dosh mosh slosh condosh pontifckt siml, monkey that is mad, god ila montila vondila patila abilibilibila confila bod�. At this D self destructed to fight another day!!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!

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