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Date Posted: 01:37:14 06/23/02 Sun
Author: "The Pinfall Wizard" Michael Merlin
Subject: Awareness Del! How could you????

[The scene is in a skate park, as happy Canadian children play hockey on the ice. In the foreground in "The Pinfall Wizard" Michael Merlin.]

Merlin- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Not Awareness Del. My hero. My idol. The man whom I have looked up to my entire life. Now he is in the throngs of my most sworn enemy. How could you, Awareness Del? Why? Why, God, Why!

Merlin- Shock, I've done some pretty mean things, but this time you've taken it too far. So at X-Plicit, I'm, going to x-plicitly show you exactly what a Delaware Street Fight is all about. It's about broken glass, broken tables and broken souls. It's about you and me putting an end to this mess that is your life and moving on with the greatest Intercontinetal title reign in the history of teh world. That's mine, baby, mine!
I mean, I already had to screw Dolores out of her shot at Rampage, just to have this belt. That's right, I did what no other man in this company can do, I screwed a lesbian. Yeah me! So what makes you think I won't screw you over too, Smock, like I've been screwing with your head since day one.

Merlin- Personally, I don't understand why more people haven't been after my belt. I mean, the Inter and OUTER continental championships mean that I am the greatest wrestler on any continent or outside any continent. That mean not only am I better than everyone on a contient, not only am I better than anyone outside a continent...I'M BETTER THAN JESUS!
I don't get what the big deal about the world title is, though. It just makes you champion of all fish and the lost city of Atalantis. It's kind of like being Aquaman. Plus it means that every jobber on the planet is gunning for you. The IC belt is far more important. The only reason I would ever want to have the world title is to keep it away from such undeserving lossers, such as Lame Tyler, Dorksun and the entire nation of Canadia.

Merlin- But since I am on a tour of all the continents, nothing would be more complete than a tour of South America, which is why I'm here in Canadia. Look at all those children playing behind me. Enjoying the free ice skating.

[A sudden explosion breaks the ice as the children scrable for safety.]

Merlin- And that is why it must be destroyed. As a responsible Intercontinental Champion I cannot allow any of my children to grow up like Smock. None of tehm shall ever learn hockey, of currling or any other loser sports. Hockey will be destroyed and outlawed! No one, children or other wise are safe from The Prodigy of Pain. Now out of my way, JERK-ASS!

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