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Date Posted: 15:52:21 06/26/02 Wed
Author: Dolores
Subject: I'll tell you when: RIGHT NOW!

[The scene shows the remnants of a womyn's restroom, with broken stalls and shattered glass strewn across the floor. A crash of broken glass is heard and the camera quickly pans left to reveal Dolores sitting on the counter, holding the remnants of a broken liquor bottle.]

Dolores- And so the little boy wants attention. Well if it's one thing I'm good at giving, it's attention.
The Dark Stars wanted attention. They wanted respect and admiration that came with their title belts. They wanted fame and glory and money, and they stepped over womyn to get it. Well I gave Silver Star LOTS of attention. I gave him so much attention that he's eating the rest of his meals through an IV.

[Dolores sits pensively for a moment]

Dolores- Then along came Mr. Whine Time, Matt Steel. I told him he should start talking about movies, carry around a theater projector and be "The Reel Deal", but no. That would have been too easy, too entertaining. Instead he demanded attention to his marvelous wrestling abilities and his super human strength whenever he gets around an ottoman. Well, at X-Plicit, Jimmy Reed and I gave Matt all the attention he needed. Jimmy just plain out wrestled the man, and I took him out, making Matt Steele the only man in WIW history to lose to Jimmy Reed. I think we can all agree that that should put a damper on ever getting anywhere near a title again.

[Dolores looks at the broken glass in her hand and pivots it on her index finger]

Dolores- But as much as I hoped that my accomplishments might put an end to all the little boys whining, it apparently has not. Apparently someone hasn't taken notice that I can ruin two careers in about a month of being in this federation. I've made widows out of two valets, and I can do it again. The only ones that seem to pay any respect to this Widow Maker are Love & Peace. They said I was the only one who thought they would win those Tag Titles. Well they are wrong. I am the only one who KNEW they would win those Tag Titles. They are strong womyn who worked hard and I'm getting pretty sick of Draven automatically assuming he can win.
But despite all I've done to end the crying baby boys in this federation, there is still at least one cry baby out there who thinks he's special, thinks he's important, thinks he's better than all the other oppressive male shovonest out there. Well, White Devil, you aren't.

[Lighting up a cigarette and exhaling slowly]

Dolores- You want to know why you didn't have a match at X-Plicit? It's because you're boring! B-O-R-I-N-G, BORING! You never pick any fights, you never say anything interesting and you never entertain my fans. That puts you in the dark matches, boyo. Sure, you might have been entertaining when you wore a sombrero and walked around insulting Bateman, but now you're just pathetic. No one seems to want to bring this up, but I'm tired of walking around it like the dead dog on the carpet at a cocktail party no one wants to ruin, so I'll just say it: tKo is gone! Finito. No Mas. They are gone and they will never come back. You might have been top dog in RCWA, but it too, is dead. Let it go. Stop crying about it and move on with your life. Instead of trying to get yourself a match, you feel the need to complain about not having a match.

[Another redundant drag on the cigarette]

Dolores- But since you feel the need to insult and degrade Ms. Hillcroft, since you have to turn to the bottle every time you don't get your way, I'm going to make you a deal. You want a match at Rampage, you got it! Dolores vs. White Devil, this Wednesday! I'm going to show you that it��s time to let go, and if you don't go willingly, I'm going to drag you kicking and screaming into the WIW if it kills you...

[Smashing the light bulb with her hand]

Dolores- ...and it just might

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