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Date Posted: 13:51:40 03/31/02 Sun
Author: Flash Fury
Subject: Your HERO has arrived!

NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++

(The sold out arena sits quietly as they sit back ready to watch yet another great SWF house show, when....)

FLASH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! HE SAVED EVERYONE OF US!!! comes blaring over the loud speakers. The crowd comes to their feet all watching to see who it is at the top of the entrance ramp.

FLASH FURY
HERO!

(Flash Fury, HERO! flashes on the SWF VideoTron as the crowd goes crazy. Red and yellow pyro exlode down the entrance ramp as Flash makes his way to ringside. He slides under the bottom rope with effortless ease and grabs the mic from Fink.)

Flash:: Well, well, well, if it isn't the SWF!

(The crowd screams)

Flash:: Land of the trailer park trash, overweight, sister kissing, truck drivin, thick as bricks fans!

(A chorus of boos rain down on Flash)

Flash:: I know, I know, please hold your applause until after I'm finished. Right now I know most of you must be in shock at being this close to a real life HERO such as myself!

(FURY SUCKS...FURY SUCKS...FURY SUCKS...chants echo throughout the arena.)

Flash:: Thank you, I can see that most of you here are real Flash Fury fans and can't wait for me to make my debut this Monday Night! You see I've wrestled all over the world and beaten all the greatest wrestlers this world has to offer. Greats such as, Rocky King, both the Mulky Brothers, Gilberg, The Brooklyn Brawler, the list goes on and on. I am 630-0!!! That's right, I've never lost a match! I am the greatest thing that could ever happen to you and the SWF! I'm on a mission to save the SWF! The ratings have dropped so low that Prezz Ryan called me up and said, "Flash, you gotta help me. If you don't come to the SWF there's noway we'll be able to survive!"

(The fans aren't buying anything Flash has to say.)

FLASH:: So out of the kindness of my heart I said yes. I said yes I will save the SWF from certain distruction! I will be the HERO of the SWF! So tune in this Monday night cause things just heated up!!!!!

(FLASH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! HE SAVED EVERYONE OF US! Blares out again as Flash Fury steps through the ropes and heads backstage. The fans boo him every step of the way.)

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