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Date Posted: 20:02:17 04/02/02 Tue
Author: Flash Fury
Subject: A good start, but......

NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++NEWS FLASH+++

(The sceen opens with our HERO, Flash Fury sitting at a table outside of a local arena. A sign on the table reads...AUTOGRAPHS...Flash sits at the table waiting for the SWF official to open the rope gate and let the fans pour in for their Flash Fury autographs.)

Flash Fury Autographs!


(The gate opens and.....nothing happens....no fans pushing and shoving...no fans screaming his name...nothing. Somewhere in the distance crickets begin churping.)

FLASH:: What the hell is this?!? Last night I beat one of the greatest wrestlers the SWF has to offer and you mean to tell me nobody wants their HERO's autograph?

(The camera man and SWF official just look at on another and shake their heads.)

FLASH:: Someone made a mistake! I know what happened, one of you dumb asses forgot to post it on the net that I'd be here today.

Official:: No Mr. Fury, I posted it myself.

(Flash's face goes from a smile to a grimace in a matter of seconds. He looks around again...)

FLASH:: I know!!! You posted the wrong time! That's it after last night's show the fans will be all over me but nooooo, you have to go and post the wrong time!

Official:: Nope, I posted the correct time Mr. Fury.

FLASH:: Somethings up! There is no reason that I can think of as to why noone is here then! I'm FLASH FURY! I saved the SWF! The rating for last nights show were through the roof and it wasn't because of that loser the Lizard Queen! It was because of me! Last night was perfect...almost...that dumb ass Edge thought he'd be cute and spear me when my back was turned! Oh that was one mistake he'll never forget! I'm gonna show him and the rest of the so called talent here in the SWF what happens when you mess with FLASH FURY!

(Flash jumps up and overturns his own autograph table and storms off into the arena. As the camera follows him the SWF official can be heard laughing in the background.)

(fade to black)

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