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Date Posted: 10:22:36 04/04/02 Thu
Author: Frijid
Subject: Really Mark... I expected better...

{The scene opens up inside Frijid's locker room. Frijid is wearing her normal t-shirt and 'skirt' combonation, but the camera is rattling, and you can hear teeth chattering in the background. Frijid wheels around, annoyed, and sees a cameraman.}

Frijid: Let me guess... you feel cold

Cameraman {chattering}: y..chhhchhh...yes

{Frijid walks over, and picks up a parka. She shows it to the cameraman}

Frijid: And I bet you want to put this on, don't you?

Cameraman: y...chh..yes

{Frijid throws the parka across the room, inside a bucket of ice}

Frijid {Laughing}: Tough. Anyway... I think that You're here to talk to me about Mark and Candi.

{The camera nods}

Frijid: Well, I'll admit it. Candi got me. She snuck up behind me, and she got me.

{Frijid laughs}

Frijid: Then when her little boyfriend tried to spear me, he missed. He freaking missed. He makes a Rhino look like it has good aim!

{Frijid Laughs again}

Frijid: So you want a table match? but you don't care about the title.

{Frijid suddenly turns from laughing, to serious}

Frijid: I may be laughing it up outside the ring, but once I get inside the ring, there isn't going to be any laughing. Once I'm inside the ring, I'm more dangerous than a Polar Bear with a grudge.

{Frijid walks up to a heavy bag hanging from her wall. She hits the bag with a jumping roundhouse-kick}

Frijid: So Yeah, I'll fight you, and I'll put the title on the line. But, there is one stipulation...

{The camera zooms up on her face}

Frijid: If I win, I get one night with Mark, to show him exactly why a woman does have a place in this business.

{The camera zooms in even closer}

Frijid: But if I lose, well, you can decide what you want the stipulation to be. My only rule, is that it isn't me getting fired. That, as far as I'm concerned, is all that matters.

{Frijid walks over to the cameraman, and pushes him out of the room}

Frijid {shouting to the disappearing cameraman}: Go show that tape to Mark!

--------------------Fade to a snowy white-------------------

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