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Date Posted: 20:16:22 04/04/02 Thu
Author: Skitzo
Subject: NEW WORLD CHAMP

(Skitzo is in the back of his locker room hanging out watching some horror films,drinking a 40 of Corona,smoking a cigarette,and kicking back on his black LA-Z-BOY sofa with his BCW cahmpionship on his table.Suddenly he heres a knock on the door.)
Skitzo-Who is it?
Michael Cole
Skitzo-Come on in
Thanks can I ask a few questions?
Skitzo-No I can take it from here.Get the camera on me. Now I have been absent for a while. I signed a lucrative deal as a guest star in the GWA.Now that I have succesfully defended the BCW Title, yet again, I just want to say it feels good being back home.Now onto business WrestlesHeavenI.I have a SWF title shot I want to make things a little more interesting you see I have an idea I call it um Skitzo's rules. I say we put a giant SOLID STEEL CAGE above that very ring,a ladder at the entry way, and suspend the SWF title high above the ring, and the BCW Heavyweight title. Once the ladder is in the ring the cage comes down. First one to climb the ladder wins both of our beloved titles. What do you say King? Are you confident enough? You know where I will be right here watching some horror flicks,listening to some tunes,and of course drinking my 40's let me know King. I'll be waiting for me.Excuse me Michael this is my favorite part.
Michael Cole closes the dorr and the SWF goes to a commercial break.
(COMMERCIAL)Kids! Do you want to be lik your heroes? Are you tired of washed up pop music? Well then we have the toy for you! The NEW!!! SWF Skitzo action figure complete with cigarettes!

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