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Date Posted: 23/02/07 11:51:40 Fri
Author: Evil Slayer
Author Host/IP: 82.109.58.156
Subject: 10 things I hate about Sweden

1. Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka
Scrawny-arsed, scraggy-necked home-wrecking slut who writes a rubbish column for the Sun

2. Sven
Love-rat useless Manager, recipient of a complete charisma by-pass

3. Abba
Responsible for some of the blandest tunes ever to be considered “classics” and the pointless musical Mamma Mia which I should point out is derived from Italian rather than stupid Swedish

4. Ikea
Over-priced “budget” furniture that always comes with one important screw or bracket missing that means you can’t assemble anything for weeks until it is in stock

5. Freddie Ljungberg
Biggest waste of a man, like EVER.

6. Swedes
Nasty vegetables, probably not actually Swedish but the association is there.

7. Stupid names
Svensssssssssssssson, Jonssssssssssssssson, Olafssssssssssssssen etc. What’s with the over-use of the letter “s” – unless you are auditioning for the part of an evil wizard in the latest Harry Potter movie there is no excuse

8. The Swedish Chef
Most pointless character on the muppet show by a MILE

9. Crispbread
Tastes like cardboard

10. My new boss. I haven’t met her yet but advance publicity says she is “shy, reserved and very quiet”. Oh we are just going to get on SOOOOOOOOOO well aren’t we? The fact that she is being given the job I was shafted out of by the back-stabbing whore at Christmas probably has a lot to do with my instant loathing. Oh and the fact that my current boss has decided I can be the person to help her settle in next week when she joins before I have to hand over all the fun bits of my job and basically become her gimp.

To paraphrase possibly the maddest Big Brother contestant in history, I HATE her.

Have a nice day everyone.

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