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Date Posted: 10:30:54 03/29/02 Fri
Author: The Gorditas
Subject: Moments later...

[Moments after Jim Daher left the Gordita locker room, two figures emerged from the bathroom door. As the camera zooms in on them they turn out to be none other than Los Gringo X and Chico Loco! They look down on the ground and see... Los Gringo X and Chico Loco lying on the ground beaten to a bloody pulp.]

Los Gringo X: Dude it's a damn good thing we hired those look-a-likes...

Chico Loco: Yeah bro, that F***** just doesn't seem to F****** get it!

Los Gringo X: Nope, that puta just doesn't understand that he can't underestimate the power of cheese!!!

[The two look down at their look-a-likes and then exit the room, shutting the door behind them. The camera follows them as they exit out back and a limousine is waiting. The door opens to reveal Jimmy Jackson.]

Jimmy: Are you idiots ready?

Los Gringo X: Yeah, but that puta Daher tried to kill us!

Jimmy: Really?

Chico Loco: Yeah Jimmy, but we had hired look-a-likes because all of the women that were banging on our door wanting our... umm... autographs. Yeah that's it...

Jimmy: That's nice, let's go you two have a lot of training to do...

[With that the three get into the limousine as it begins to drive away into the distance as laughter can be heard from inside.]

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