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Subject: Re: Excuses Author: Raphaela [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 13:44:09 04/11/02 Thu In reply to: Ian B Saxon 's message, "Re: Excuses" on 12:07:39 04/10/02 Wed Thank you for commenting on this Ian. I have to confess that Mum had the same reaction to you when I first read the poem! Sophie made this up quite quickly in the back of the car at the age of 9 but I admit I was quite impressed, even if unnerved! R >I was enjoying a good red wine while reading this and >sprayed my screen with a large mouthful of >goodness,...almost choking on the few drops that make >it down my throught when I came to the last line,...I >immediately thought,...geeezzz,...girl,..your mum'll >kill you for dead, that is for sure and there she >responded,..warm as a mountain wind. > >Great stuff,..Sophie-Eloise,...keep writing. > >Ian > >>Excuses, excuses …. >> >> >>Why are you late? >>I was on a date Sir. >>Who with? >>Someone Sir. >>Where? >>Somewhere Sir. >>Homework please. >>Haven’t got it Sir. >>Why not? >>Sore finger Sir. >>How did you do it? >>Chopped it Sir. >>How? >>Making carrot soup Sir. >>Why were you doing it? >>Have to Sir. >>Who does the dinner? >>Mum Sir. >>Why didn’t she do it? >>Dead Sir. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]