Author: I Need A Friend.... [ Edit | View ]
|
Date Posted: 15:11:26 03/18/03 Tue
As I write this message, I am deciding on which part of my ugly body to get peirced next so that that part of my body can then, become infected and festy.
It has taken me a long time to be able to write on this message board, as I had to find my keyboard which was lost on my desk amoung the mouldy chocolate bars and half-eaten Kebabs.
Anyhow, I have come to this site to express my feelings on how I think that every gay boy thinks that I am hot and wants me bad. Little do I know however, that gay boys actually have TASTE and think that I am an ugly dumb fuck with no ambitions in life other than to get beaten with an Ugly Stick whilst coming out of the womb.
Gees, what were all of my ex-girlfriends thinking? No wonder they dumped me and went off with much better-looking more intellegant people. But, oh, well, I shall still continue to obsess over them thinking that I have a chance to get back with them some day (Ha!) Mmmmm, look, a half eaten Fruit n Nut bar... mmmmm... nuts...
NJow if y'all will excuse me for one moment, I must go back to the Warehouse and price stamp cheap novelty items, which are shonky and useless..... Just like ME really.
Ah well, what a way to spend one's life.
So bon voyage to you all, I must now work my way back through my room, through all the rotton food and stolen Kmart goods, but before I go, I shall sing you all a song...
I NEED A FRIEND,
I NEED A FRIEND,
OH JESUS WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND?
LORD JESUS WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND!?!?
[ Post a Reply to This Message ]
|