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Date Posted: 13:17:17 04/11/02 Thu
Author: Paco Perez
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
In reply to: Commissioner Sharp 's message, "Lumberjacks" on 15:53:14 04/05/02 Fri

(Paco Perez is in his office watching the video that the national news media just showed him. He is dressed in an
Ace USA sweatsuit.)
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "Commissioner Perez you just saw what Commissioner Sharp accusing you of being dishonest. What are your thoughts about that?"
Paco Perez: "Well Mr. Rather it's, pardon the pun, a rather obvious case of the teapot calling the kettle black. Let's begin with who he chose."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "You mean Badd Company."
Paco Perez: "That's correct. Notice that they interfere in everybody elses matches. They also cost various wrestlers their chance at winning titles. If that's honorable then I hate to ask what dishonorable is."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "Who are you choosing."
Paco Perez: "I have some good choices. I intend to choose...(He pauses with a mischevous grin) Nah I think I'll wait until the very last moment to announce it. You see Sharp will probably try to send his hired thugs Badd Company to make sure my guys don't come to the ring. After some of the...ahem...so-called reputable things they did including attacking their own commissioner. I'd say he really knows how to pick lumberjacks. So I'm going to announce it at the very last minute so nothing happens."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "You mean you don't want to reveal them for safety reasons."
Paco Perez: "Can you blame me."
Mad Dog Mike tearson: "What about his accusation that you don't have your act together."
Paco Perez: "Well let's see we have a more honest division, because I give wrestlers a shot at the titles and at least I
respect the talent. If his promotion is "honest" why did he throw out the Hong Kong Connection? They had star potential. I needed a tag team and they came at just about the right time. Anyway I was honest and I gave my talent title matches. How many wrestlers other than Badd Company and 'Sadistic' Shawn Crusher get more title matches."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "Obviously none."
Paco Perez: "That's a good guess, but it's really not many wrestlers. Imagine he gave Muffy the championship on a silver platter. He was the referee. Coincidence? I think not. So I say he's the one who should be following the very same advice he's telling me to follow."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "Is there anything else you want to add."
Paco Perez: "Yeah and that is Commissioner Sharp I'm going to be the one who gives you a good Philly style whoopping.
Believe me I never backed away from a fight and I never will. Oh and before you call me out of shape or anything else. I always keep in top shape. So you'd better watch out because I've been training like Rocky and i'm going to beat you like he beat Apollo Creed. Oh and like I said I'll announce my lumberjacks at the very last minute so your thugs won't try to take them out before the match begins."
Mad Dog Mike Tearson: "I wish you the best and go for it."
Paco Perez: "I plan to do just that."

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