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Date Posted: 13:35:56 04/12/02 Fri
Author: Rad Thunder
Subject: Battle Royal

(Rad Thunder is watching video of the various Canadian wrestlers in the battle royal at April Attack. Rad Rick is wearing his black full body surfer's suit, black boots and black loaded fingerless cobra gloves his hair is as long as Owen Hart's. Thunder Kid is wearing red leglength wrestling tights with Thunder Kid printed on the legs, red wrestling boots and a red spandex wrestling tanktop as well as black loaded fingerless cobra gloves.)
Rad Rick: "Oh wow look at that gnarly jerk in the Captain America outfit."
Thunder Kid: "You mean Captain Canada, since he's as crappy like the rest of their so-called roster. Man we're supposed to have trouble with these guys."
Rad Rick: "Talking about dorky. Look at that idiot Blunt."
Thunder Kid: "Yeah you can smell the year old tobacco from here. Man the Truth Campaign would love this bum."
Rad Rick: "Yeah what a moron. I've seen worse gimicks than Hardkore World's Microshocker."
Thunder Kid: "Yeah talking about crap. This piece of garbage acts like Microshocker...On second thought Blunt looks better already compared to that Goldust wannabee."
Rad Rick: "Oh look at this guy Massacre."
Thunder Kid: "Wow it must have taken lots of brains to think of a name like that. Imagine there's a guy named 2 Scoops who's in this battle royal too."
Rad Rick: "Oh you mean Kellogg's is sponsoring this battle royal."
(They start singing the Kellogg's Raisin Bran jingle.)
Rad Thunder: "Two scoops of raisins in Kellogg's Raisin Bran. Two scoops.)
(They laugh at the joke.)
Thunder Kid: "Oh look at what we have here. The four hired thugs of Commissioner Sharp."
Rad Rick: "Badd Company. Oh what a bunch of tough guys they are."
Thunder Kid: "Yeah so big and tough. They need each other to win and put people in the hospital. You can bet they can't win on their own."
(Rad Thunder mocks them talking like cavemen.)
Rad Rick: "Snort! Ugh! We Badd Company. We drag knuckles and our clubs! Snort! Grunt! We like to beat up slapped together teams!"
Thunder Kid: "Snort! Grunt! We eat meat and act like Neanderthals! We drag women to cave! Ugh! We love to beat up helpless opponents but run when others come! Snort!"
(They laugh but turn serious.)
Rad Rick: "Yeah when we get into that battle royal. We intend to prove why Rad Thunder is going to dominate this event and there's nothing that's going to stop us. Not even Badd Company or anybody in that battle royal."
Thunder Kid: "You can count on that Radster. I hope we get chosen for the battle royal. I want to really teach that crappy Canadian Commissioner Sharp that you don't mess with someone we respect."
Rad Rick: "I'm with you one hundred percent."
Thunder Kid: "To every Canadian wrestler in that battle royal. The clouds are rolling in and the forecast calls for severe thunderstorms. You better be prepared, because when you hear the Rad Thunder prepare for the storm!"

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