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Date Posted: 06:42:34 04/13/02 Sat
Author: The Brothers of the Swastika
Subject: Before the show

The German National Anthem plays, and Adolph and Hans Schmutzhausen goosestep into an empty arena where the ring and ringside seating area have been set up hours earlier, but it'll still be a couple of hours before fans begin to file in and the matches begin.

The brothers are here rehearsing their promo for the show that evening, to practice what they are going to say before the huge UWP tag team championship rematch against Revolution. They are waving the Nazi flag and are in full costume.

They enter the ring, and Adolph begins to speak.


ADOLPH: Vell, Hans, zis is going to be vun of ze most important things ve do in our lives, so ve must get it right. Ve cannot afford to let Revolution defeat us, zis is ze rematch for ze UWP championship.

You know vat our mission is. To destroy Revolution und leave zis decrepit old Skydome building as ze champions.


HANS: But vy must ve wrestle in zis American replica country, vere ze money zey vill pay us isn't vorth ze paper ve vipe ourselves vith in ze bathroom?

ADOLPH: I do not think zat zey vanted zis match in America because zeir government does not vant ze truth spoken to zeir citizens. Zey vill never allow us to wrestle in zeir country.

Especially against vun of zeir top tag teams who ve vill handle easily. Zey do not vant zeir heroes to look bad.

I applaud Derek Sharp for signing zis match on ze show he booked. It showed courage und honor vich is not normally found in Canadians to stand up to zeir American counterparts.


HANS: Zis is vy ACE Canada appears strong vile ACE USA appears veak.

ADOLPH: Correct, Hans. But for now, enough practice. Ve must go to discuss strategy vith ze Leader, Herr Commandant. He vill advise us on how best to destroy Revolution.

With that, the Brothers of the Swastika begins their exit. They feel they have successfully planned their entrance, ideas for their speech, and are now planning their exit. They goosestep to the back, flag waving high, and make their way to call the Commandant.

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