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Date Posted: 13:23:12 04/05/02 Fri
Author: Jumping Joe Jeffries
Subject: Double Duty

Jumping Joe Jeffries is walking along a beach at sunset. He skips a stone into the water, and it skips right out of sight. He keeps walking as he talks.

JJJ: Perfection.....

Now this is perfection. Beautiful white sands on a secluded beach, the warm orange glow of a Caribbean evening sky, the salty smell of an ocean breeze, and a UWP Hall-of-Famer here to enjoy it all.

That's right, Angel. I said Hall-of-Famer. It symbolizes accomplishment, and it's something you'll never be.

You see, Angel, when I came into this business, we had a few names for guys like you. We called them jobbers, or no-names, or prelim bums. It says a lot about the wrestling world I returned to that a guy like you can get a match with a legendary performer such as myself on the biggest pay-per-view event in the history of professional wrestling. And none of what it says is good.

And after I set a pay-per-view record by beating you in the fastest time, I'm going to go on to win the UWP Heavyweight Championship. You see, when you are a superstar, the promoters recognize the value of putting you in two matches, including main events.

And so it is that I will wrestle two of the best friends and toughest opponents I've ever had in this business, one more time. The only difference this time is, two of us will have lost a step. The third will claim victory. And that victory will be mine.


The camera stops and follows JJJ's back as he walks down the beach before fading to black.

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