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Date Posted: 11:02:43 04/14/02 Sun
Author: Blunt
Subject: Blazin'

(Scene opens. Blunt and his mentor, Cleff are in the basement of his Jamaican home. Blunt is pumping iron while watching some old Royal Rumble tapes. Cleff is sitting in a chair playing some Bob Marley songs on his guitar.)

Blunt: Shoot, how much longer do I have to do this mon?

Cleff: Give me two more sets. Then we'll go for a little run.

Blunt: Run?! You've had me working out for the past two hours! Dont I get a break or somethin?! I wanna enjoy the warm weather before I go back to that icebox.

Cleff: Do you wanna win that Battle Royal or not? You'll be done for the day after our jog. Then we're gonna chill out and watch some more tapes. Develop a strategy. Learn all of your opponents.

Blunt: Damn star, you're a nut.

Cleff: You'll thank me when you win. There's only one more thing that I need to teach you before you're ready.

Blunt: What's dat?

Cleff: You'll learn soon enough mon. But let's get runnin. We wanna have enough time to watch the tapes.

(Blunt drops his weights exhausted)

Blunt: I need a spliff!

Cleff: (laughing) After the run.

(Scene ends as the two men run out of the house)

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