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Date Posted: 23:13:40 08/04/05 Thu
Author: Whitey
Subject: ***PREMATCH***

A hush falls over the horses and unicorns and fairies as the lights go out in the field. Then with a giant explosion, a huge white stallion with a lightning bolt on the side runs down the ramp out into the field. Its body glistens in the morning dew, making it look really fuckable. The horse steps into the ring and starts talking. That's right, it's a magic horse!

White Lightning the Magic Horse: Neeiiiiiiiigh! What's up horsies, studs, mares, stallions, and horse fucking bitches! Are you ready for a horse wrestling match?

*crickets*

White Lightning the Magic Horse: Neiiiiiiighhhh bitches! You want to watch me hump a lot of skanky ass hoes???

*slight applause*

White Lightning the Magic Horse: I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaid you want me to pull out my 14 inch horse cock and fuck all you crazy ass bitches??!?!?!

The horses start neighing and whinnying and all the women get all wet as Whitey fucks them all then gets the Championship Belt for fucking women. The perverts and horses live happily ever after. The end.

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