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Subject: Signs from around the world


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Date Posted: Saturday, April 20 2002, 1:44am

On a ski lift in Taos, NM: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
Official sign near door: Door is Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice"

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms. Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT: Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm. Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream.


In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.


On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it.


In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar."


In a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.


more soon .......

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