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Subject: More political humor


Author:
Pol e. Tician
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Date Posted: Wednesday, April 24 2002, 1:59am

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said,

"Mr. President, I had a wonderful dream last night. I dreamed I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did the banners say?" President Bush asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."

"You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called," President Bush responded. "Last night I, too, had a similar dream. I dreamed I saw all of Baghdad and it was more beautiful than I ever imagined.

"It had been rebuilt completely and on each house was an enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."

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