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Subject: Can we get silly now?


Author:
Louie
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Date Posted: Wednesday, April 10 2002, 11:59am

A blonde was driving down the highway in a snowstorm and she was swerving like crazy. A cop pulled her over and asked her about the swerving. She said, "Well I wasn't swerving until these trees started coming out in front of me."
The cop looked at the blonde and said, "What trees?"

She sat there and then replied, "Well, I was driving down the right lane and then a tree appeared out in front of me so I swerved left. Then I was driving down the left lane and another tree appeared out in front of me so I swerved right."

The cop looked at the blonde again and said, "Sorry, Lady, but that's your air freshener!"

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Re: Why yes, we most certainly can!The Unknown HostWednesday, April 10 2002, 12:18pm


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