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Subject: Doctor joke


Author:
Merrill
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Date Posted: Wednesday, May 8 2002, 4:25pm

A guy isn't feeling well so he goes to the doctor for a complete physical. It lasts about two hours and then he waits another hour in the waiting room for the results.

Finally he's ushered back into the doctor's office.

"Well" said the doctor. "There's good news and bad news."

"What's the GOOD news?"

"You're as healthy as a horse!"

"Well what's the BAD news?"

"The horse is Seattle Slew."

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