Subject:  A Blonde Guy Joke |
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A Tarheel
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Date Posted: Friday, November 22 2002, 10:39am
> >The first Blonde GUY joke ... and well worth the wait!
> >
> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing
> >construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a
> >building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
> >"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
> >cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
> >
> >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If
> >I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
> >
> >The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I
> >get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> >The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> >cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican
> >opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened
> >his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
> >death as well.
> >
> >At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
> >known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
> >would have given it to him again!"
> >
> >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
> >or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> >
> >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> >
> >
> >"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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