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Subject: Fatherhood


Author:
Henry
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 23 2002, 3:29pm

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think.

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Re: Hey, that would be a good joke to play on your husband for April Fool's! (NT)BettySaturday, November 23 2002, 5:01pm
Ugly SonBettyTuesday, November 26 2002, 7:22pm
  • Re: Ugly Son -- A Tarheel, Tuesday, November 26 2002, 10:05pm


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