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Subject: Re: But doctor .....


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With that in mind ......
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Date Posted: Thursday, April 11 2002, 7:50pm
In reply to: Jillie 's message, "But doctor ....." on Thursday, April 11 2002, 7:41pm

Three old men were sitting around the old folks home talking about their problems.

One old man says, "Every morning I have to get up stand in front of toilet for about twenty minutes before anything finally decides to come out."

The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I sit on the toilet for an hour trying to have a bowel movement."

The third man says "That's nothing. Every morning at six o'clock I urinate and at seven o'clock I have a bowel movement."

The first two men look at each other and one finally says, "So what's the problem?!"

The third man says, "I don't wake up till eight."

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One of the same dwarfs was named Doc (NT)GaryThursday, April 11 2002, 8:54pm


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