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Subject: Computer humor


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\/icki
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Date Posted: Friday, April 12 2002, 4:43pm

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said :

"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to the airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Some moreAmosFriday, April 12 2002, 6:03pm
Re: Computer humor\/ickiSaturday, April 13 2002, 2:55pm


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