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Date Posted: 22:40:30 04/15/02 Mon
Author: Nastar
Author Host/IP: ACB67C11.ipt.aol.com / 172.182.124.17
Subject: Marijuana Rules!

RULE #1: RELAX!! nobody is really staring at you, they are too busy wondering whether you are looking at them

RULE #2: THINK OF SOMETHING PLEASANT otherwise your head may fill up with terrible images which you will begin to believe will happen

RULE #3: WORK OUT WHAT FOOD YOU WANT BEFORE YOU ARE STONED otherwise you'll spend too much 'high time' in the fridge/cupboard moaning that there are no crisps/chocolate

RULE #4: DOGS ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN YOU ARE STONED as you will be very friendly to them AND have food (be wary of cats though, they are not as pliable and they have weapons in their feet)

RULE #5: IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY FOR YOU TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN YOU WANT except when driving cars or during sex

RULE #6: THAT LITTLE TINY BIT THAT IS LEFT IN THE BAG AFTERWARDS WILL NOT LAST FOREVER, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO KEEP IT so just smoke it!

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