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Date Posted: 14:51:56 02/25/03 Tue Sorry but I have to share this today. I had another weekend in Pergatory and I really need to share... > Subject: Lets pick on men, lol > > > > > > > Let's pick on the guys for a change..... > > > > > > 1) He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; > > > you've got nothing to put in it. > > > She said . . . You wear pants don't you? > > > > > > 2) He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've > > > wanted to make love to you really badly. > > > She said . . . Well, you succeeded! > > > > > > 3) He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > > > She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the > > > ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! > > > > > > 4) He said . . . What have you been doing with all the > > > grocery money I gave you? > > > She said. . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > > > > > > 5) He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an > > > orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there. > > > > > > 6) On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows > > > me everywhere" > > > Written just below it . . . " I do not" > > > > > > Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the > > > world does it take to do the dishes? > > > A. Both of them. > > > > > > Q. Why did the man cross the road? > > > A. He heard the chicken was a slut. > > > > > > Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? > > > A. They don't have time > > > > > > Q. What do men and sperm have in common? > > > A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming > > > a human being. > > > > > > Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the > > > future? > > > A. He buys two cases of beer. > > > > > > Q. What is the difference between men and government > > > bonds? > > > A. The bonds mature. > > > > > > Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? > > > A. So men can remember them. > > > > > > Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet > > > paper? > > > A. We don't know; it has never happened. > > > > > > Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, > > > caring and good-looking? > > > A. They already have boyfriends. > > > > > > Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband > > > is every night? > > > A. A widow. > > > > > > Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? > > > A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and > > > go to bed. > > > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to > > > the fridge. > > > > > > Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars > > > have in common? > > > A. They're married. > > > > > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so > > > beautiful?" > > > God says: "So you would love her." > > > "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so > > > dumb?" > > > God says: "So she would love you." > > > Sorry but I needed a swift kick in my Reality Filter and this was just what I needed. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: Not to Poke Fun at Men but... | scorpigirl | 01:26:27 02/26/03 Wed |
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