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| Subject: When dole bludgers spread there wings and take to the skys | |
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Author: NieMMY Moo Bee Producer hehehe |
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Date Posted: 00:47:13 10/12/03 Sun In reply to: IY 's message, "Re: OK I'm back Now "Wayne's phone fear song" :P" on 17:46:11 10/11/03 Sat G'day IY Thats funny that you should say that Wayne dosen't want to speak like an american on film because he dosen't really use an aussie accsent on Farscape, not from what I can tell?Hmm interesting Maybe he would like to act in my latest fill-em Its called "Work for the dole Airlines" here's part of the script :P heheh WFTD AIRLINES ACT ONE! Our two entrepid pilots "Slugo & Bung" come straight from a two day intensive flying course from tafe university, it was either do the flying course or pulling weeds up at Puff N Billy! And our glammerious hostess, who is a part time actress and super model Named Mandy Cambell Our glammerious hostess Mandy absolutly loves being a Hostess, because she has a captive audiance where she can paractice out her own screen plays on the unsuspecting passengers , her latest work in progress is Flight 666 Flight of the damned! Which she uses to calm her passengers, mainly to take there minds off the cracks and bangs comming from the enigins of the ageing DC 9 affectionatly known by the crew as "Satan! or shitbox with wings" After our passengers are uncermoniously hearded from the depature lounge into there seats while there lougage is thrown from the departure lounge window on to the tarmack below to be loaded onto the plane by our two proffessional preflight specialist Ferret and Chopper well after they rifle thorough the passengers bags that is," to check for contrabanned well thats there story anyway!" When the passangers have found there seats then its Mandy's time to shine with her beloved Safety annoncements! Mandy : Welcome ladies and gentlemen to WFTD Airlines fromally know as Ansette ,This Airline is the libral partys latest initative to get dole bludges working and for you the Tax Payers to see your tax dollars in action! Mandy reaches for a life jacket and says to the Passengers in a cheery voice:In the advent of an emegancy and we have to bail in water ,you place the life jacket over your head like such ,and the straps go around the back and are tie at the front ,like so. This life jacket and other fine life saveing products can be purchest throw JBL marine and safety, for the low low price of $39.95! we highly recommend that you go out and by one! Should in the likley advent that we do crash into water, we recommend that you don't waste time heading for the exits, just try to kick out the passenger windows, cause these ol DC 9 sink like bloody stones! And anyway the escape hatches would be rendered bloody useless, due to the impact! Mandy:We also ask passengers please don't lean against the windows as these windows seals are 35 years old and give out under the slightest pressure, which would be a bit of a barstard at 35,000 feet! Mandy:Also if passnegers should notice a wet patch under there seats , we please ask you to refrain from smoking or lighting up bongs, because this is fuel seepage!! Mandy: For the entertainment on this flight, I will be giving all you lucky passangers a taste from my latest screen play flight666 flight of the damned. Imogen I mean Mandy looks sterly at the passengers and says: This flight I want to see much more audiance participation!!! Mandy : Also Captain Slugo will give roaring 300 decibel rendition of smoke on the water, with his brand new 1000 watts marshall amps , and we can't wait for that one! also while he's playing please don't use the over head light as this may short out the planes electrical system , and the plane will become a dead stick "just like my exhusband!" Mandy : before if forget! If any passengers require seditives ? i will be bringing around the drinks cart later, Our seditives come in two flaviours melborne or Vic Bitter. If you require eccies they can be perchused from Ferret after the flight behind the main terminal! Mandy:I hope all passengers enjoy there flight! Fly WFTD Ailines!Thank you! End of act one Well it's still a work in progress needs a bit of spite and polish first heheh And forgive the spelling mistakes , I'm an animator by trade :P heheh [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: When dole bludgers spread there wings and take to the skys | IY | 03:34:32 10/12/03 Sun |
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